Zoe. 19. Long Island.

Stressed out student.

Always here to talk to, about anything

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via sunshine-caraphernelia)

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I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion, via 40oz-to-boredom)

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floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via necrophilofthefuture)

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collapsed:

some people are so pretty I can’t tell if I want them or want to be them

(Source: collapsed, via p-imp)

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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