Zoe. 19. Long Island.


*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

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I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.


I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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